HairBench: there’s no AGI till male pattern baldness is reversed

A user on reddit.com, in a post titled "HairBench: there’s no AGI till male pattern baldness is reversed," humorously expresses impatience for advancements in drug simulation workflows and frontier models. They question how much longer they must endure male pattern baldness, implying that true Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) should be able to solve such a problem.